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WILD WILD WEST
GRADE: C-
Cog in the machine.

A thoroughly misconceived mishmash of pop attitude, nostalgia and James Bond-style gadgetry turns the fondly remembered Western TV series into a monumental misfire of a summer action movie. Off-balance from the very first scenes, in which a smooth-talking Will Smith woos a frontier babe Big-Willie style and a stuffy Kevin Kline impersonates both a hooker and a U.S. president, the film figures out an excuse for sending a giant mechanical fire-breathing tarantula on a rampage through Monument Valley, but never manages to be exciting, surprising, or even truly funny. The film's most bracing moments come during the color title sequence, smartly updated from the original program.

I don't blame Smith, since he's the most interesting cog in this runaway machine, hinting at a charming, off-handedly lethal African-American presence in the Old West that the screenplay can't quite support. Certainly he's ill-matched with Kline, a fine comic talent who's not firing on all cylinders here. Salma Hayek, whose ass is displayed almost like a trophy, is used as agreeable set dressing, while the maniacal Kenneth Branagh plays a legless fiend whose cackling, 110-decibel malevolence is more tedious than either menacing or amusing. (The cinematography, by Michael Ballhaus, is warm and welcoming and helps make the picture bearable.)

I've never been a big fan of director Barry Sonnenfeld (Get Shorty, Men in Black), but he's not winning many new ones by blaming bad Hollywood movies on (get this) the Internet. Y'see, unauthorized net-based reviews have apparently made studios skittish about test screening their expensive new movies, and Sonnenfeld actually believes that he can fix up a movie in post-production by showing it to audiences and than, apparently, sticking in some leftover jokes whenever he sees the test audiences getting bored. I can't help but figure, however, that it wouldn't hurt to try and get the movie in shape for public consumption before you start screening it rather than afterward.


Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
Written by, uh-oh, S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jeffrey Price, and Peter S. Seaman, from a story by Jim Thomas and John Thomas
based on the television program
Cinematography by Michael Ballhaus
Edited by Jim Miller
Starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, and Salma Hayek

Theatrical aspect ratio: 1.85:1

USA, 1999


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