BAD BOYS
Directed by Michael Bay
Written by George Gallo, Tom Pope, and Doug Richardson
Cinematography by Howard Atherton
Starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and Tea Leoni
USA, 1995
GRADE: C
How I wish I could recommend this slick action picture. I'm a sucker
for outlandish cop movies (cf. Die Hard With a
Vengeance), and I was hoping Bad Boys would be a smart-assed
delight. Instead, it's just sorta dumb-ass, if you'll pardon the verbal
colloquialism. The storyline is so secondhand that it's hardly worth
commenting on, so lets just say that somebody's friend gets killed and a
witness to the crime needs to be protected as the bad guys come gunning for
her. Will Smith is very appealing, but he's
relegated to something like second-banana status through a timeworn gimmick of
mistaken identity. It's fair to say that I've never really understood the
appeal of Martin Laurence (I passed on You So Crazy), and he's
mighty tiresome here. And TV actor Tea Leoni, who was surprisingly good in her next
picture, Flirting With Disaster, is a big nothing in Bad
Boys.
But as action movies go these days, you could do worse. Bad Boys is certainly
pretty, and it's only boring if you think too hard. The constant stream of jokes directed at white
America's alleged anxiety over black men with guns ("Don't be alarmed -- we're Negroes!"
the two cops announce as they enter someone's home) is actually pretty funny, and I'll
admit that I laughed out loud a couple of times. The last action set piece,
involving two cars racing toward the same narrow sliver of fence in a
hopped-up game of chicken, is a reasonably exciting gimmick that I'd not seen before.
And there's a great shot near the end where Smith takes aim at the chief
villain -- we're looking past the gun barrel at his face, with Leoni peering
in smugly, lasciviously, from outside the frame as though taking some voyeuristic
pleasure in the promise of a little gunplay. It's a shot that sums up the basic 90s
Hollywood appeal of this Simpson/Bruckheimer production. Indulge yourself, if
you must.