Mother of Tears: The Third Mother
You've seen the TV commercials
advertising erection pills, right? The ones sagely advising that, if
you still have the erection after three hours, you should see a
doctor? Well, Mother of Tears: The Third Mother -- hailed in some circles as a
comeback film for revered director Dario Argento, whose career has been on a
long downhill slide since his glory days in the 1970s and 1980s
-- is sort of like that. The whispering Technicolor magic of his
great film Suspiria has long been replaced by a more ordinary
aesthetic, and the scale of a beautiful, upsetting thriller
like Opera, with its famous, soaring point-of-view sequence set
inside an old, cathedral-like theater, is much reduced. It's an
impressive show of potency -- especially if you're lucky enough to
see it with a good sound system turned up high enough that the bass
frequencies vibrate your seat -- but somehow the romance is gone.
I can't recommend Mother of Tears, but neither can I not recommend it, exactly. Viewers who prize narrative integrity will be appalled by the cheap exposition and pervasive roteness of the dialogue and characterizations. While some of the laughs are, no doubt, intentional, many of them are not. But horror buffs who know their Euro-cult history expect all that (you have to settle for dream logic when you approach an Argento film), and the blood-and-gore mavens who long for little more than Dario Argento's return to the singularly sadistic imagination that characterized his early films will be gratified. Think of it as the equivalent of Indiana Jones 4 for the Fangoria readership.
But the Argento touch -- that florid stylishness that made gore and bloodshed feel like the stuff of gorgeously transfixing but profoundly disquieting dreams -- is mostly gone, replaced by a crudity of expression that lowers the bar. Absent that beautiful edge, it's tempting to read Mother of Tears as misogynist. Almost all of the women depicted here come to cruel ends and sometimes it seems like the director relishes that cruelty in a base way. At the same time, so many women come to bad ends partly because this is a movie about women -- the men are mostly ineffectual, and it's Asia (playing it mostly innocent, but deploying just the hint of her vengeful glower often enough to make an impression) who's responsible for saving the world -- which is a bit refreshing in spite of the nastiness. Heck, this is a slasher movie where even the slashers are women. What more do you want?
At any rate, if that all sounds like fun to you -- and I have to admit that it did put several dumb, happy smiles on my face -- then you'll probably get your 10 bucks worth. If it sounds like anything else, steer well clear. As sporadically entertaining as it is, there's something turgid and vaguely ridiculous about the whole enterprise. Once the de rigeur heavy-metal theme starts blasting over the end credits, you realize that old Dario's been waving that thing around for quite a while now, it's starting to turn purple, and he really ought to get it checked. C+
Posted by on June 4, 2024 6:30 PM