em>Pulse came out about the time this thing started shooting in Luxembourg, so maybe it’s just coincidence that both movies are about haunted Web sites.
Sitting in the dark, staring blankly at Marie Baie des Anges, I kept myself awake by wondering at the state of French film in America.
This big-budget version of the well-liked 1960s TV series (which I've never seen) smells like something cooked up by a talent agency that still thinks a film is just the sum of its thespian parts.
This graceless yarn is a dull variation on the I-see-dead-people theme that has a bunch of ghosts sliming up an old farmhouse out in the sticks just as a nice family is trying to build a new life.